Help AlCaTrAzz get some!!!

[AlCaTrAzz]

Thats right... AlC desperatly needs some work... so if any1 out there knows any job openings atm, please let me know...

[Mad Hatter]

no....

but u can suck my wang for $10

[AlCaTrAzz]

d00d... i don't swing that way... besides, if the only way u can get it is pimping yourself out, then u got problems...

[Mad Hatter]

problems make the world go round

[AlCaTrAzz]

if any1 has any serious posts, please feel free to post em here or u can reach me via PM or IRC (AlCaTrAzz@irc.enterthegame.com)

[Mad Hatter]

i don't think anyone does...for a serious reply you'd need a serious thread

[AlCaTrAzz]

it was serious before u added your $10 worth ;)

[Mad Hatter]

sure it is, where are your qualifications???

[Brainless]

yeh help brainless 2 get to, it means i wont spamm here as often

[Duckslayer]

Yeah, that will work
/me looks at MaJ

[Stealthy]

www.hjb.com.au Ring them, make an appointment, go in for a interview take ur Tax file number, let them find work for you, its who i work for and i get casual rates so its muchos moneyola :) Piece of piss and u dont even have to find work :D

[AlCaTrAzz]

sure it is, where are your qualifications???

HSC UAI 84.45
Top 10 in state for SD&D
Cert3 IT
Cert3 Network Admin
B. Information Technology (Digital Entertainment) -still workin on this one

[DrSp3d]

dude i have my cert 3 in networking too

and look at me

i suck aswell

If i was you id go and and finish it and get my diploma

[Duckslayer]

sure it is, where are your qualifications???

HSC UAI 84.45
Top 10 in state for SD&D
Cert3 IT
Cert3 Network Admin
B. Information Technology (Digital Entertainment) -still workin on this one


There is no hope fore the rest of us :?

[RavenKittie]

Hehe I got

Cert 2 Office Administration (Business Services)
Cert 3 Network Administration
Cert 4 Technical Support
Cert 4 Helpdesk (modules through tech support)


And now Im working with Kaygo, otherwise known for such roles in "I got glad wrapped to a chair" at Alstom IT


Booyeah!

[AlCaTrAzz]

dude i have my cert 3 in networking too

and look at me

i suck aswell

If i was you id go and and finish it and get my diploma


umm... i'm working on my Bachelors atm... which .s all over a diploma... ;) only problem is it's 3 years to do it

[RavenKittie]

So..... Who did you have to sleep with to get into that course?

The Dean?

[AlCaTrAzz]

So..... Who did you have to sleep with to get into that course?

The Dean?

i dont' sleep with people to get places unlike some people i know... :shock: :shock: and our dean is a hawtie... at least for a 60 year old... :oops:


and besdies, the UAI for this course was only about 80... i got in easily...

[RavenKittie]

Yeah I hate those people who sleep with other people to get ahead, like some of the admins. Does that mean if I sleep with an admin ill get there too?

Awesome. 8) :lol: 8) :lol: :shock:

[Duckslayer]

Does that mean if anyone sleeps with kittie, they are condemed to be at bottem?

[AlCaTrAzz]

Yeah I hate those people who sleep with other people to get ahead, like some of the admins. Does that mean if I sleep with an admin ill get there too?

Awesome. *8) *:lol: *8) *:lol: *:shock:

nah - i tried that and it didn't work... DAMN YOU TURRI!!! ;) (jk jk)

[RavenKittie]

Omg, well in that case damn you Turri JAAS MR2 Kaygo Villan Korik Mary oh wait I didnt do that.


hehehehe

[Duckslayer]

Omg, well in that case damn you Turri JAAS MR2 Kaygo Villan Korik Mary oh wait I didnt do that.


hehehehe

Maybe 10 times? Go for gold son

[RavenKittie]

Nah wouldn't hit that.


Okay....maybe 10 times.


</MaJ Voice>

[DrSp3d]

who wouldnt hit that???

especially if the have....

CANCER!!!

[AlCaTrAzz]

yeah, to be serious about this i guess i should prolly mention i've got about 5 years hands on experience in the IT industry, a few qualifications and can provide references/resume/interviews/poontang upon request... so... any1 know of anything?

[blot0]

why sit there @ you computer telling us people that dont realy care and cant help you at all..

what you should do is write up a decent cover letter for your resume and spam it out to companies you would like to work for..

that would be a more effective way to achieve your goal of getting a job