Sorry Rocky, but NewZellander how to Speak like one

[Stealthy]

> > > HOW TO SPEAK NEW ZEALANDER (FOR THE BIST EFICT, RID THESE OUT
> > > ALOUD!!!)
> > >
> > > Milburn - capital of Victoria
> > > Peck - to fill a suitcase
> > > Pissed aside - chemical which kills insects
> > > Pigs - for hanging out washing with
> > > Pump - to act as agent for prostitute
> > > Pug - large animal with a curly tail
> > > Nin tin dough - computer game
> > > Munner stroney - soup
> > > Min - male of the species
> > > Mess Kara - eye makeup
> > > McKennock - person who fixes cars
> > > Mere - Mayor
> > > Leather - foam produced from soap
> > > Lift - departed
> > > Kiri Pecker - famous Australian businessman
> > > Kittle crusps - potato chips
> > > Ken's - Cairns
> > > Jumbo - pet name for someone called Jim
> > > Jungle Bills - Christmas carol
> > > Inner me - enemy
> > > Guess - vapour
> > > Fush - marine creatures
> > > Fitter cheney - type of pasta
> > > Ever cardeau - avocado
> > > Fear hear - blonde
> > > Ear - mix of nitrogen and oxygen
> > > Ear roebucks - exercise at the gym
> > > Duffy cult - not easy
> > > Amejen - visualise
> > > Day old chuck - very young poultry
> > > Bug hut - popular recording
> > > Bun button - been bitten by insect
> > > Beard - a place to sleep
> > > Chully Bun - Esky
> > > Sucks Peck - Half a dozen beers
> > > Ear New Zulland - an extinct airline
> > > Beers - large savage animals found in U.S. forests
> > > One Doze - well known computer program
> > > Sex - one less than sivven
> > > Iggs Ecktly - Precisely
> > > Beggage Chicken - place to leave your suitcase at the earport

[JAAS]

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[Stealthy]

Dont Make me Open a Can of
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On you bitch

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Once upon a time.....A New Zealander, a sheep, and a dog were the sole
survivors of a terrible shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on a desert island. After being there a while, they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun go down. One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the Kiwi. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the Kiwi took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the Kiwi had ever seen.

She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health. When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening: red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the Kiwi started to get "those feelings" again. He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear... "Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"