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DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish.............................................49

Adventurous.................Slept with all your mates

Athletic......................................No t*ts

Average looking...............Has a face like an a*se

Beautiful...........................Pathological liar

Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills

Educated...................Was f*cked to bits at Uni'

Emotionally Secure......................On medication

Feminist.......................................... Fat

Free spirit....................................Junkie

Friendship first..........................Former sl*t

Fun..........................................Annoy ing

Gentle...........................................D ull

Good Listener................................Autistic

New-Age............................Body hair problems

Old-fashioned.........................No BJs or an*al

Open-minded.................................Desperate

Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing

Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk

Poet.......................................Depress ive

Professional....................................B* tch

Romantic.......................................Fri gid

Social.....................Fanny like a clowns pocket

Voluptuous...................................Very Fat

Large lady.................................Hugely Fat

Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker

Widow.........................................Murd erer

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want..

5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry

6. We need to talk = I need to complain

7. Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to

8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later

9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!

10. Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead

11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

13. You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive

15. It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

16. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
about?

17. I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good
ame on TV

18. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really
not going to like

MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5. I love you = Let's have sex now

6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

7. What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question

8. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you

9. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

10. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

11. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you

12. Will you marry me? = I want to make it i llegal for other men to
ave sex with you

13. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with
you within the next 3 mins.

14. Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep
person and then I'd like to have sex with you.

15. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

[James]

MENS' ENGLISH

16. I'm sick of these stupid non-funny jokes = I'm sick of these stupid non-funny jokes

[poita]

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: *



WOMEN'S ENGLISH: *

1. Yes = No *

2. No = Yes *

3. Maybe = No *

4. We need = I want.. *

5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry *

6. We need to talk = I need to complain *

7. Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to *

8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later *

9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! *

10. Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead *

11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me *

12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby *thighs *

13. You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a *lot *

14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something *expensive *

15. It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious *by now *

16. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever *think *
about? *

17. I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a *good *
ame on TV *

18. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're *really *
not going to like *



haha that - is so not true, with me at least! i tell it like it is

[Tempus]

You do not.

You said you have good tits.

[poita]

You do not.

You said you have good tits.


mmm and when have u seen my tits exactly ?

jeez reading sum of ur posts, i wonder is up ur ass
if u like bend over, and ill yank it out for u

[Im not meka!]

be nice be nice.. that first thing sooo wasnt true... im not .ing frigid.... ask josh... :wink: :D

[Im not meka!]

god... if thats true then ...... all guys think bout is sex.... and josh really wants me in bed..... :lol:

[poita]

god... if thats true then sheet..... all guys think bout is sex.... and josh really wants me in bed..... :lol:

haha guys dont think about sex all the time do they. hahah in that presentation thing i was like every 10 seconds. I know u were visually undressing justin norris temika bahahahahhaa