sus storys ROFL's

[night_walker]

k there was this chik and she got real itchy around the beet curtains so she went to the doctor to get it cheked out so he did some tests and he was like aahhhhhhh this aint good who have you had sex with in last six months and she replyed "i have had the same partner for over six months" the doctor then said "were does he work i need to talk to him" and she was like"what the . is wrong with me tell me grrrrrrrrrrrrr" the doctor then said "ok...... you have a worm...... a worm that only apears in dead carcases" itn turned out that her boy friend works in a morgue and he had been getting in a bit of a work mate realationship ;) :D

[Jimmeh]

did you really have to share that with the world that is quite disturbing

[night_walker]

k there was this chik and she went to a party she got soooo drunk she passed out on some ones front lawn on the way home she was waring a long skirt and to cover her face she pulled it over her head, after a short while a group of guys were walking along and c this girl and after very little thought they each begin to take turns in having sex with this girl when it was the last guy out of the groups turn he started and he decided to pull her skirt down off her face and see who it was to his discust it was his sister

[Jimmeh]

MAN !!!!!! stop posting this they r wrong if that stuff turns u on keep it to yourself

[Damage]

There GOLD night_walker funny stuff....

Good Stuff

[mouse]

At uni in a biology lecture they were talking about the sugar content of sperm, one girl puts up her hand and asks, why does it taste so salty then?

[night_walker]

rofl keep em comming ne one that thinks they are sick they can fux0r of outa here

[Damage]

A guy gets a scalped ticket to the Footy Grand Final & tries to find a better seet.
After looking for a while he sees a seet in the front row, he goes to the man sitting next to is and askes if the seet is taken.
the man says no,
so the Guy says who pays for a ticket like this in the front row and doesnt come.
The man says it was his wifes seat but she died 3 days ago.
The Guy said why couldnt you give the ticket to a relative or a friend.

The man said they are all at the funeral.........

[moochie]

HEHEHE, they were all hell funny guys!

[Jimmeh]

A guy gets a scalped ticket to the Footy Grand Final & tries to find a better seet.
After looking for a while he sees a seet in the front row, he goes to the man sitting next to is and askes if the seet is taken.
the man says no, *
so the Guy says who pays for a ticket like this in the front row and doesnt come.
The man says it was his wifes seat but she died 3 days ago.
The Guy said why couldnt you give the ticket to a relative or a friend.

The man said they are all at the funeral.........

now that one i like gg damage

[night_walker]

ROFLMAO THATS madddddd keep em comming

[muttster]

THE ONE ABOUT THE SISTER!!!! THAT WAS ME!!!!! nah j/k eeewwwwwwwww dirty :shock:

Some dude went to the E.R with a vegimite jar in his anus, his reasoning was that he was standing on the bench in his kitchen and fell backwards onto the jar on the floor :shock: :shock: :shock:

[BR3TT]

Oh God!

Roffle... They're classics.

If you don't like them, and are going to complain, don't read. Simple.

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FKN ROFL

gg yall

[Jimmeh]

there was this band named the petshop pals or somthing aslong those lines and what they did was shove a peice of 3inch pvc pipe up their asses and then put a jerbil in the pip and blocked off the open end so it ran into the guys ass that the pipe was going into AND THEY THOUGHT IT FELT GOOD :!: :!: :!:

[muttster]

wasnt that richard gere? :P

[Jimmeh]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG ROFL @ HO|E'S AVATAR

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you love it

[muttster]

HAVE MY BABIES HOLE's AVITAR!!!!