moochie
18-06-2004, 04:55 PM
Confucius Say:-
Man who go through turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok.
When man 60 marry girl 25, like buying book for someone else to read.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
Woman who fly upside down have crack up.
Girl who do back spring on bedspring have offspring next spring.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.
Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.
Man who eat jellybean relieve self in technicolor.
Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!
Man who sit on tack get point!
Man who sink into woman's arms will soon find arms in woman's sink.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who dream of eating giant mushroom---wake up with no pillow.
Butcher who backs into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.
Man who drop watch in toilet have -py time.
Wise man never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Man who pass gas in church must sit in own pew.
Man with big mouth, beware of foot.
Do not drink and park, accidents cause people.
Man who put cream in tart, not always baker.
Man who go through turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok.
When man 60 marry girl 25, like buying book for someone else to read.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
Woman who fly upside down have crack up.
Girl who do back spring on bedspring have offspring next spring.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.
Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.
Man who eat jellybean relieve self in technicolor.
Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!
Man who sit on tack get point!
Man who sink into woman's arms will soon find arms in woman's sink.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who dream of eating giant mushroom---wake up with no pillow.
Butcher who backs into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.
Man who drop watch in toilet have -py time.
Wise man never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Man who pass gas in church must sit in own pew.
Man with big mouth, beware of foot.
Do not drink and park, accidents cause people.
Man who put cream in tart, not always baker.