Kaygo
15-07-2004, 08:08 AM
An aeroplane was sitting on a runway, full of passengers and waiting for the pilots to board to commence takeoff. The passengers were waiting calmly and patiently until they noticed two guide dogs walk into the plane and into the cockpit, followed by two pilots wearing dark sunglasses, who were obviously blind.
Passengers started getting a little nervous when the engines started despite all attempts by the stewards to calm them. The plane started picking up speed taxiing up the runway. Passengers noticed that they were getting abnormally close to the water at the end of the runway. Fearing for their life, they screamed.
The nose of the plane calmy lifted and the plan began it's ascent into the clouds. There was a sigh of relief from the passengers....
...and the cockpit. One of the blind pilots said to the other one "You do realise, one day they are going to scream too late and we're all going to die?"
Passengers started getting a little nervous when the engines started despite all attempts by the stewards to calm them. The plane started picking up speed taxiing up the runway. Passengers noticed that they were getting abnormally close to the water at the end of the runway. Fearing for their life, they screamed.
The nose of the plane calmy lifted and the plan began it's ascent into the clouds. There was a sigh of relief from the passengers....
...and the cockpit. One of the blind pilots said to the other one "You do realise, one day they are going to scream too late and we're all going to die?"