sho3
13-08-2004, 03:48 PM
JOKE 1
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to fout out something exciting and relate it to the class the next day . When the time came to present wat they'd found, the first little boy the teacher called on walked up to the front if the class, and with a piece of chalk made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was.
" It's a period," he replied
" I can see that,"said the teacher, "but what is os exciting about a period?"
"Darned i if i know," he said, "but this morning my sister was missing one. Mummy fainted, Daddy had a heart attack, and the boy next doy joined the army!! "
JOKE 2
A gynaecologist needed a hooby to help relieve work related stress. He had a passion for antique cars and decided to enrol in a mechanics course at TAFE so that he could repair and do up older cars. He enrolled and attended every class. The end of the course exam was to completely strip and rebuild a car enigine in the required time frame. The pass mark was 80% and the scorring for each component totalled 100 (100 % ) The gynaecologist completely stripped and rebuilt the engine in the required time frame. Two weeks later he recieved his results and certificate in the mail. He had scored 125%The Gynaecologist couldn't understand how he could hav scored 125% when the total for the exam was 100%. He went to the TAFE to talk to the trainer and asked him why he had been given a score of 125% instead of 100%. "Well, the TAFE trainer said " You scored 100 % for correctly strpping and rebuilding the car engine in the required time frame. I decided that you deserve and extra 25% for your extraordinary achievement of doing it through the muffler! "
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to fout out something exciting and relate it to the class the next day . When the time came to present wat they'd found, the first little boy the teacher called on walked up to the front if the class, and with a piece of chalk made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was.
" It's a period," he replied
" I can see that,"said the teacher, "but what is os exciting about a period?"
"Darned i if i know," he said, "but this morning my sister was missing one. Mummy fainted, Daddy had a heart attack, and the boy next doy joined the army!! "
JOKE 2
A gynaecologist needed a hooby to help relieve work related stress. He had a passion for antique cars and decided to enrol in a mechanics course at TAFE so that he could repair and do up older cars. He enrolled and attended every class. The end of the course exam was to completely strip and rebuild a car enigine in the required time frame. The pass mark was 80% and the scorring for each component totalled 100 (100 % ) The gynaecologist completely stripped and rebuilt the engine in the required time frame. Two weeks later he recieved his results and certificate in the mail. He had scored 125%The Gynaecologist couldn't understand how he could hav scored 125% when the total for the exam was 100%. He went to the TAFE to talk to the trainer and asked him why he had been given a score of 125% instead of 100%. "Well, the TAFE trainer said " You scored 100 % for correctly strpping and rebuilding the car engine in the required time frame. I decided that you deserve and extra 25% for your extraordinary achievement of doing it through the muffler! "