sho3
01-10-2004, 01:05 PM
A guy walks into a bar with a pet Crocodile by his side. He puts the
Croc up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make
you a deal. I will open this Croc's mouth and place my genitals
inside. Then the Croc will close his mouth for one minute.
He will then open his mouth and I will remove my unit unscathed. In
return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a
drink."
The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar,
dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the Croc's open
mouth.
The Croc closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the
man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top
of its head.
The Crocs opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals
unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered.
The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100
who's willing to give it a try".
A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the
back of the bar. A blonde woman timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but you
have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle"
Croc up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make
you a deal. I will open this Croc's mouth and place my genitals
inside. Then the Croc will close his mouth for one minute.
He will then open his mouth and I will remove my unit unscathed. In
return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a
drink."
The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar,
dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the Croc's open
mouth.
The Croc closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the
man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top
of its head.
The Crocs opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals
unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered.
The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100
who's willing to give it a try".
A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the
back of the bar. A blonde woman timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but you
have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle"