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20-10-2003, 06:59 PM
These are genuine clips from complaint letters sent to the Department
* My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus
growing in it.
* He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't
take it anymore.
* It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow.
* I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my
knob off.
* And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my
fence.
* I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I
think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.
* My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?
* I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
* I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.
* Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.
* I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning at 6am
his - wakes me up and its now getting too much for me.
* The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is
unsightly and dangerous.
* I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do
something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.
* Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my
wife.
* My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus
growing in it.
* He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't
take it anymore.
* It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow.
* I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my
knob off.
* And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my
fence.
* I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I
think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.
* My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?
* I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
* I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.
* Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.
* I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning at 6am
his - wakes me up and its now getting too much for me.
* The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is
unsightly and dangerous.
* I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do
something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.
* Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my
wife.