Story Thread (again!?)

[James]

We havent had one of these in a while so heres a new story thread...


Heres the rules that will make it more fun and funny if followed -



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You each write a sentence, only one.


If its someone or something going to say something, merely write "and said..." or something along those lines, letting the next person think up something to write for what they said.

anything you want to say as a side conversation about how its funny or whatever, say in brackets, AT THE END. that way it keeps the convesation separate from the story thats proceeding in the thread.

try to untick the "show my signature on this post" so the story seems more continuitive.

have fun!
I'll start -
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A guy was walking down the road one day, and an old lady stopped him and said......

[AlCaTrAzz]

"ohh god i'm so horny, stick your man pole into me"... so the man...

[coogle]

get's his police truncheon and hits her over the head, "loonies" he thinks .....

[James]

as he sprints across the street and then gets mowed down by a bus. Another extremely good looking lady screams out and says....

[sho3]

OH MY GOD IT'S RUSSELL CROWE! while sticking...

[Ho|E-fx-]

a fork into benjiman franklins eye wih a macdonalds straw and she thought"

[_conrad]

"I wonder if he'll like that Richard Simmons tape I bought for his birthday" While eating..

[sho3]

MY AR5E while looking

[Damage]

at the Cheeseburger pickles slide down the Maccas window, when a thickshake hit her in the back of the head , she turned around to see....

[sho3]

Ronald McDonald and Birdie break dancnig for money and hamburger getting his ...

[James]

loaded rifle out of the car. "die suckers!" he screamed, as he...

[ViLLaN]

Gently cradled the baby in his arms. The onlookers...

[James]

thought what the hell was going on!, and

[AlCaTrAzz]

sucked on his man pole

[Fun9RY]

ALCATRAZZ he screamed, GET OFF MY MAN POLE, ALCATRAZZ...

[Damage]

So AlCaTrAzz got off to give Fin9RY a go, and then....

[AlCaTrAzz]

they saw xL feeling left out... so they grabed a chocolate sundae and

[Fun9RY]

FunGRY bit it off, chewed it up and spat it out as sho3...

[sho3]

Sho3 got up and danced the jig whiles singing RING RING RING RING banana phone

[AlCaTrAzz]

snake!!! snake!!! ohhh it's a snake...


badgers badgers badgers...

[_conrad]

...Soon afterwards he sawed off his arm and patched it up with a Red Rooster refreshener towel, screaming..

[ViLLaN]

the amputation isnt nearly as bad as the Red Rooster after taste.. He got up and..

[James]

projectile vomited on president bush. Bush yelled ... "

[Fun9RY]

They had bombs, I swear it. Senator John Kerry argued, saying...

[AlCaTrAzz]

"i did not have sexual relations with that man"... soon after

[sho3]

police storm his house to find copious amounts of hentai arresting him and witnesses hear him screaming ....

[coogle]

"oops I did it again" before doing something unmentionable with his....

[AlCaTrAzz]

inflatable christina agulera doll.

[James]

Soon after, on the other side of the city.... a........






(this is heaps mad keep it goin)

[coogle]

a large lizard decided to have a go at a really big butterfly who had.....

[Ho|E-fx-]

anorexia and tried mating with a spoon, when...

*(james i will stab you.... :-( )

[-=CAMPIN CARTER=-]

Captain planet came to the scene and started punching on with a 6 year old child that droped his chip packet on the ground, planet shouted.....

[Ho|E-fx-]

FIRE..... when the wind decided to

[DodoExtinct]

blow the neighborhood trees down across the road which happened to....

[Fun9RY]

Stir up Widget the world watcher, who was perched high up the top. 'OUCH' he screamed, as he hit the dirt with a deafaning THUD... 'THAT IS IT!!!' he yelled, as he morphed into a...

[James]

hebrew dinosaur, which then proceeded to visit several primary schools in the nearby area and tell them about how much of a walking contradiction he is. one of the teachers at the schools said .... "

[AlCaTrAzz]

i love to use the fast reply feature on forums to post in story threads!... soon after

[James]

... a student yelled out "keep with the story and dont include the forum into it!", shortly before blowing up. The dinosaur then...

[AlCaTrAzz]

ate then new forums and threw us back into the dark days of PHPbb... after the apocalypse settled...

[Brainless]

he wished that someone didnt start another damn story thread as they give him a.....

[LMo]

a good kick in the ass and sent him packing to......

[coogle]

wonderland, where every day was like christmas and all the boys and girls.....

[muttster]

wore tiny little fury cats that....

[Brainless]

looked like eskimo's and polar bears that......

[coogle]

had bad cases of the runs in winter, like frozen paddlepop sticks they....

[DodoExtinct]

Came out, slowly, painfully, and distubingly.....

[moochie]

Causing him to muffle his cries of pain and blink his tears away

[DrSp3d]

so that all his friends would not call him a sisse. Meanwhile on the other side of teh galaxy....

[Beneh]

pink bananas were flying around eating honey that dropped from

[cynic]

the decaying corpses of creatures drowned in the golden liquid

[Icefire]

that caused a disgusting smell across the

[DodoExtinct]

back of Bob Carrs house while finding that

[James]

.... bob carr was actually a woman.

[Jimmeh]

Which made everyone nevous because....

[moochie]

They had always suspected that he was gay...

[Ho|E-fx-]

becoz he had sex with a fat hoe and.....

[Icefire]

she gave birth to fat ugly...

[James]

... BEHEMOTH! The western australian premier is worse however, because...