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23-10-2003, 12:45 PM
Farmer Jones's cows had recently stopped giving good milk. So, he went
around asking for advice, and someone told him that happy cows give good
milk. So every morning he would go out and tell some jokes to his cows, and
they would all laugh. But the rest of the cows in that community thought
that the jokes were pretty stupid.
Because of this, his cows became the laughing stock of the town.
-=+=-
A famous treasure hunter went out one day with all of his
diving gear to search for a treasure box that was supposed
to be on a sunken ship. He swam around for a while and
looked where it was supposed to be, but didn't find
anything. When he was walking out of the water, really
close to the shore, he tripped on something. He started to dig around it and
it was the treasure chest he was looking for. All this goes to prove that
booty is only shin deep!
around asking for advice, and someone told him that happy cows give good
milk. So every morning he would go out and tell some jokes to his cows, and
they would all laugh. But the rest of the cows in that community thought
that the jokes were pretty stupid.
Because of this, his cows became the laughing stock of the town.
-=+=-
A famous treasure hunter went out one day with all of his
diving gear to search for a treasure box that was supposed
to be on a sunken ship. He swam around for a while and
looked where it was supposed to be, but didn't find
anything. When he was walking out of the water, really
close to the shore, he tripped on something. He started to dig around it and
it was the treasure chest he was looking for. All this goes to prove that
booty is only shin deep!