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15-11-2004, 12:37 PM
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Have softdrinks lost their fizz?
Do movies fail to do the important act of 'moving' you?
Is the sun too bright?
Is the night too light?
Does alcohol only leave you tired and emotional?
If the answer is yes, then pic up the phone and try New & Improved Depression Today.
Guaranteed to make you feel like - for the rest of your life. But the bonus is, it'll be short.
Call today and we will throw in for free! :-
Steak Knives, cause they works so much better than razor blades on meat.
Scar tissue guaranteed to get you noticed at parties.
Chips for your shoulders so big, we can't fit them in the packet.
And best of all it's a free trial for a limited time only!
Call NOW! *
(Unless you couldn't be stuffed)
* No animals or humans were killed in the making of this comercial. Some of them may have been harmed.