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06-12-2004, 09:53 AM
> A woman sitting at a restaurant in McKinney, Texas suddenly began to
> cough
> while eating a giant country-fried steak.
>
> After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress,
> and
> two cowboys at the next table turned to look at her.
>
> "Kin ya swaller?" asked one of the cowboys.
>
> The woman signaled 'No', desperately shaking her head.
>
> "Kin ya breathe?" asked the other. The woman, beginning to turn a bit
> blue,
> shook her head 'No.'
>
> With that, the first cowboy walked over to her, lifted up the back of
> her
> skirt, yanked down her panties, and slowly ran his tongue up and down
> the
> woman's butt crack.
>
> This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction
> flew
> out of her mouth and she began to breath again. The cowboy slowly walked
> back over to his table and proudly took another drink of his Lone Star
> beer. His partner said in admiration,
>
> "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but I ain't never
> seen nobody do it.'
> cough
> while eating a giant country-fried steak.
>
> After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress,
> and
> two cowboys at the next table turned to look at her.
>
> "Kin ya swaller?" asked one of the cowboys.
>
> The woman signaled 'No', desperately shaking her head.
>
> "Kin ya breathe?" asked the other. The woman, beginning to turn a bit
> blue,
> shook her head 'No.'
>
> With that, the first cowboy walked over to her, lifted up the back of
> her
> skirt, yanked down her panties, and slowly ran his tongue up and down
> the
> woman's butt crack.
>
> This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction
> flew
> out of her mouth and she began to breath again. The cowboy slowly walked
> back over to his table and proudly took another drink of his Lone Star
> beer. His partner said in admiration,
>
> "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but I ain't never
> seen nobody do it.'