jimmythekidd
03-11-2003, 12:10 PM
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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and
beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks
to an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile,"can I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the
hand-jobs?"
" Yes", she purrs, "I am."
The man replies "Well wash your f*cking hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
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old but good :lol:
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and
beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks
to an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile,"can I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the
hand-jobs?"
" Yes", she purrs, "I am."
The man replies "Well wash your f*cking hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
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old but good :lol: