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loui
28-12-2004, 09:21 PM
How To Satisfy A Woman Every Time...

Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromate, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine, cajole, angelicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship, and then go back, Jack, and do it again.

How To Satisfy A Man Every Time...

Show up naked.

muttster
28-12-2004, 09:33 PM
i find that extremely offensive


ok now that im politicly correct

ROFL!!!!!

BR3TT
28-12-2004, 10:34 PM
Id hit it.

James
28-12-2004, 10:46 PM
Originally posted by BR3TT@Dec 28 2004, 11:34 PM
Id hit it.
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you'd hit a forum post?

Quite perplexing.

moochie
30-12-2004, 10:42 PM
Hehehe good one Loui

Jimmeh
30-12-2004, 11:35 PM
Originally posted by James@Dec 28 2004, 10:46 PM
you'd hit a forum post?

Quite perplexing.
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Brett would hit anything that is visible

Mlloyd60
31-12-2004, 09:26 AM
ROFL @ post and Collector

Ho|E-fx-
04-01-2005, 01:44 AM
nice one loui. bout the same as the on/ off siwtches for guys and all te nobs,and dials and keycodes yo gotta do before you can touch em... fkn women. why do we bother??

loui
04-01-2005, 10:02 AM
fkn women. why do we bother??

answer me why I bother with Bestrafe, and then I will answer that

Ho|E-fx-
04-01-2005, 01:56 PM
come on i work with him....

BR3TT
04-01-2005, 02:33 PM
Originally posted by Collect0r@Dec 30 2004, 07:35 PM
Brett would hit anything that is visible
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ROFL WTF <_<

muttster
04-01-2005, 02:45 PM
Brett humped my leg once... im still seeking therepy

AlCaTrAzz
04-01-2005, 06:15 PM
Originally posted by loui@Dec 28 2004, 10:21 PM
How To Satisfy A Woman Every Time...

Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromate, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine, cajole, angelicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship, and then go back, Jack, and do it again.

How To Satisfy A Man Every Time...

Blow Job
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edited for accuracy

DrSp3d
04-01-2005, 08:56 PM
lol alc

Robbo
05-01-2005, 02:06 AM
hehehhe sif BJ

Ho|E-fx-
05-01-2005, 07:54 PM
g0t r00t...??

W00gie
05-01-2005, 10:59 PM
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