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Stealthy
22-08-2003, 12:07 AM
1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman, 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.
10. All women make noise.
11. People in the 70's couldn't . unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14. Men always groan "OH YEAH" when they cum.
15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other (and the girl isn't disgusted).
16. Double penetration makes a woman smile.
17. Asian men don't exist.
18. If you find a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend doesn't knock the . out of you if you shove your - in his girlfriends mouth.
19. There's a plot (what the?!?!).
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite her by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses suck patients cocks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before she decides to . the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches .... or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man's -, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".
26. Assholes are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a - there.
29. Men don't have to beg.
30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.

RavenKittie
22-08-2003, 12:11 AM
1. Women wear high heels to bed. - Only when asked.
2. Men are never impotent. *Important :)
3. When going down on a woman, 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. - Get a new boyfriend
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her - Probably
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. - MY EYES ARE BURNING
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. -EW
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. - They cant they have there mouth full
8. Women always orgasm when men do. - SIF
9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket. - True
10. All women make noise. - They should
11. People in the 70's couldn't . unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background. - HAhahahaha
12. Those tits are real. - You wish buddy
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. - HAHAHAHA How degrading
14. Men always groan "OH YEAH" when they cum. - True
15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other (and the girl isn't disgusted). - LOL
16. Double penetration makes a woman smile. -DVDA OWIE
17. Asian men don't exist. - Hahah
18. If you find a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend doesn't knock the . out of you if you shove your - in his girlfriends mouth. - Only in Tempus Porn
19. There's a plot (what the?!?!). - Nope
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite her by giving her a gentle slap on the butt. - True
21. Nurses suck patients cocks. - Probably, sluts :/
22. Men always pull out. - They shoudl hahaha
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before she decides to . the both of you. ---- Only if its DizzyLSD
24. Women never have headaches .... or periods. - And life is beautiful
25. When a woman is sucking a man's -, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it". - Several Times
26. Assholes are clean. - EWW YOU DONT PUT THINGS IN THE OUT HOLE
27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned. - EWWWW
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a - there. - At how small it is
29. Men don't have to beg. - Sifnt
30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip. - True

MaJ
22-08-2003, 03:21 PM
where do you find the time kittie?

BR3TT
22-08-2003, 03:51 PM
Lol.

I don't know what to say! :?

Good post tho :P

myrddin
22-08-2003, 05:04 PM
hmmm...if only skool taught that much... :P

spikyle6
26-08-2003, 06:20 PM
skool.......teaching.......ha, thats funny. :lol: i need to get a job :cry:

Duckslayer
29-08-2003, 11:40 AM
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from Kittah , she'll only be momentarily pissed off before she decides to . the both of you.

Brainless
29-08-2003, 12:31 PM
/me thinks ducky wishes this was true, aparts from the g/f part

Ho|E-fx-
03-09-2003, 11:31 AM
LMAO. good post. i have something like that at home when i find it i will post it. :o