Stealthy
22-08-2003, 12:27 AM
Q: What's blue and .s old people?
A: Hypothermia
Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of
the battered wives' shelter?
A: The dishes if she knows what's good for her
Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time
A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
Q: What is the definition of "making love"?
A: Something a woman does while a guy is .ing her.
Q: What do 54,000 abused women every year have in common?
A: They don't .ing listen.
Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blow-job?
A: You know she'll swallow.
Q. Why do men take showers instead of baths?
A. Pissing in the bath is disgusting
Q. How do you turn a fox into an hippo
A. Marry it.
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?
A. Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving.
Q. What's the difference between mayonnaise & semen?
A. Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back of a girl's throat at
thirty miles an hour.
Q. What do you call a Serbian prostitute?
A. Slobberdown Mycock yabitch.
Q. What do you call a cockroach in a matchbox?
A. Mexican Tamagotchi.
Q. Why do women call it PMS?
A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your
new car
Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
Q. How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
A. The cake jumps out of the girl.
Q. How is pubic hair like parsley?
A. You push it to the side before you start eating.
Q. Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education
on the same day in Iraq?
A. They don't want to wear out the camel.
Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
Q. How do the little boys at Michael Jackson's ranch know when
it's bedtime?
A. When the big hand touches the little hand...
Q. How can you tell the porno star at the gas station?
A. Just as the gas starts up the hose, he pulls out the nozzle
and sprays the gas all over the car.
Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the
house?
A. Look down your pants, if there's a - there... you don't!
A: Hypothermia
Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of
the battered wives' shelter?
A: The dishes if she knows what's good for her
Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time
A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
Q: What is the definition of "making love"?
A: Something a woman does while a guy is .ing her.
Q: What do 54,000 abused women every year have in common?
A: They don't .ing listen.
Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blow-job?
A: You know she'll swallow.
Q. Why do men take showers instead of baths?
A. Pissing in the bath is disgusting
Q. How do you turn a fox into an hippo
A. Marry it.
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?
A. Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving.
Q. What's the difference between mayonnaise & semen?
A. Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back of a girl's throat at
thirty miles an hour.
Q. What do you call a Serbian prostitute?
A. Slobberdown Mycock yabitch.
Q. What do you call a cockroach in a matchbox?
A. Mexican Tamagotchi.
Q. Why do women call it PMS?
A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your
new car
Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
Q. How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
A. The cake jumps out of the girl.
Q. How is pubic hair like parsley?
A. You push it to the side before you start eating.
Q. Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education
on the same day in Iraq?
A. They don't want to wear out the camel.
Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
Q. How do the little boys at Michael Jackson's ranch know when
it's bedtime?
A. When the big hand touches the little hand...
Q. How can you tell the porno star at the gas station?
A. Just as the gas starts up the hose, he pulls out the nozzle
and sprays the gas all over the car.
Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the
house?
A. Look down your pants, if there's a - there... you don't!