Stealthy
25-11-2003, 09:10 AM
What's black on the inside, white on the outside, and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson
What's red, blue, and .s little boys?
Roses, Violets, and Michael Jackson.
How do you know it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?
When the big hand is on the little hand.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
From a catalogue.
Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
He heard boys' pants were half-off
What do Michael Jackson and a jockey have in common?
They both ride three year olds.
What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?
Two 5 year olds
Why did Michael Jackson decide to have a boy of his own?
Because it's too expensive to rent them at $2 million a pop
What is the difference between a plastic bag and Michael Jackson?
One is plastic and dangerous for little children to play with; the other is just a sack to carry your groceries
What do Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common?
They both stick their meat between twelve year old buns.
Police raided Michael Jacksons house earlier today.
They found class A drugs in the kitchen, Class B drugs in the dining room and class 5C in the bedroom.
What did the lady at the beach say to Michael Jackson?
I believe you’re in my son.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Michael Jackson sat down with his lawyer.
The lawyer says, "I have good news and bad news"
Michael asks for the bad news.
The lawyer says "they have a real strong case for molestation and you are going to do serious time."
Michael asks for the good news.
The lawyer says "I think you can serve it in a juvenile detention facility"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son.
The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?"
The doctor replies, "I'd wait until he's at least 12."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Michael Jackson
What's red, blue, and .s little boys?
Roses, Violets, and Michael Jackson.
How do you know it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?
When the big hand is on the little hand.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
From a catalogue.
Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
He heard boys' pants were half-off
What do Michael Jackson and a jockey have in common?
They both ride three year olds.
What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?
Two 5 year olds
Why did Michael Jackson decide to have a boy of his own?
Because it's too expensive to rent them at $2 million a pop
What is the difference between a plastic bag and Michael Jackson?
One is plastic and dangerous for little children to play with; the other is just a sack to carry your groceries
What do Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common?
They both stick their meat between twelve year old buns.
Police raided Michael Jacksons house earlier today.
They found class A drugs in the kitchen, Class B drugs in the dining room and class 5C in the bedroom.
What did the lady at the beach say to Michael Jackson?
I believe you’re in my son.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Michael Jackson sat down with his lawyer.
The lawyer says, "I have good news and bad news"
Michael asks for the bad news.
The lawyer says "they have a real strong case for molestation and you are going to do serious time."
Michael asks for the good news.
The lawyer says "I think you can serve it in a juvenile detention facility"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son.
The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?"
The doctor replies, "I'd wait until he's at least 12."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~