Solitaire
10-03-2005, 11:34 AM
These are actually real...
1.The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve serveral times before I hit him
2.Coming home i drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have
3.The other car collided with mine without giving me warning of its intention
4.I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it
5.I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way
6.In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole
7.A pedestrian hit me and went under my car
8.I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother in law and headed over the embankment
9.The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him
10.To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian
11.My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle
12.I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him
13.The telephone pole was approaching, I was attempting to swerve out of the way when I struck the front end
14.The accident was caused by me waving at the man I hit last week
LOL some people are so silly :blink:
1.The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve serveral times before I hit him
2.Coming home i drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have
3.The other car collided with mine without giving me warning of its intention
4.I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it
5.I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way
6.In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole
7.A pedestrian hit me and went under my car
8.I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother in law and headed over the embankment
9.The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him
10.To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian
11.My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle
12.I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him
13.The telephone pole was approaching, I was attempting to swerve out of the way when I struck the front end
14.The accident was caused by me waving at the man I hit last week
LOL some people are so silly :blink: