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AlCaTrAzz
14-03-2005, 03:17 PM
-Melbourne, Tuesday

The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.

The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the Australian Government's Youth Opportunity scheme and employ people from Macquarie Fields.

The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from the Macquarie Fields area were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of euros worth of high-tech equipment.

However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for......At the crew's first practice session, the Macquarie Fields pit crew successfully changed the tyres in under 6 seconds, and then within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for a slab of VB, a kilogram of speed and some photos of Montoya's girlfriend in the shower.

BR3TT
14-03-2005, 03:22 PM
lol

cynic
14-03-2005, 03:39 PM
lol, thats f'ken clever

WirlWind
14-03-2005, 04:11 PM
ROFFLEMUFFIN! WITH ROFFLETEE

PHOENIX_12
14-03-2005, 04:55 PM
BWAHAHAHAHA

Shadoxity
14-03-2005, 05:01 PM
stolen from OCAU :)

PHOENIX_12
14-03-2005, 06:25 PM
and about a million other places but sill good

Dezza Bot
15-03-2005, 07:50 AM
Yeah stolen.. but still roflling into the bushes!

KaneH
15-03-2005, 11:22 AM
bahahhaah

moochie
15-03-2005, 11:43 AM
Rofl!!

Geggs
15-03-2005, 12:26 PM
GOLD!!!!

Jimmeh
15-03-2005, 04:13 PM
Originally posted by Shadoxity@Mar 14 2005, 05:01 PM
stolen from OCAU :)
75925

and half the jokes on this forum arn't? god get over the whole "Stolen from OCAU" if it is funny who gives a rats ass where it came from :angry:

anyway gg lol :lol:

AlCaTrAzz
15-03-2005, 04:30 PM
actually stolen from my work email account... ;)