Stealthy
08-06-2005, 06:52 AM
WE'RE obliged to pass on this warning of a virus spreading electronically and orally.
It's known as Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK via any means, do not touch it.
The virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest pub.
Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutraliser-Extractor (WINE).
The quickest acting WINE type is Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ).
The next best equivalent is Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated.
Forward this warning to five friends. If you don't have five friends, you have already been infected by WORK.
This virus is DEADLY (Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).
Update 02-06-05: After extensive testing, Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application
btw loved the post about being australian some bugger closed no worries though ;)
It's known as Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK via any means, do not touch it.
The virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest pub.
Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutraliser-Extractor (WINE).
The quickest acting WINE type is Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ).
The next best equivalent is Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated.
Forward this warning to five friends. If you don't have five friends, you have already been infected by WORK.
This virus is DEADLY (Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).
Update 02-06-05: After extensive testing, Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application
btw loved the post about being australian some bugger closed no worries though ;)