Screwed

[MaJ]

A young woman in Sydney was so depressed that she decided to end her
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>life by throwing herself from the Harbour Bridge. She went down to the
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>bridge and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young
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>sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the bridge, crying.
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>He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for. I'm
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>off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my
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>ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving
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>closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you
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>happy, and you'll keep me happy." The girl nodded yes. After all, what
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>did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her
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>life new meaning.
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>That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.
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>From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of
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>fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.
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>Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by
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>the captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked.
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>"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get
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>food and a trip to Europe, and he's screwing me."
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>He certainly is," the captain said. "This is the Manly Ferry."

[James]

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But funny, nonetheless.

[BR3TT]

Hahhahahahahaha.

I've never seen it. =]

[MaJ]

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so are your parents, but I still like to watch them in the shower.

[James]

zing!

[AlCaTrAzz]

Maj 1 - James 0

mad joke tho, like br3tt i'd neva heard it...

[neo_kre8or]

neva heard - good quality