James
20-07-2005, 12:33 PM
linky (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5789263206&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWA%3AIT&rd=1)
http://i9.ebayimg.com/04/i/04/71/40/1c_12_sb.JPG
Here's some quotes from the sellers questions, its all pretty funny.
Q: Will it include any anti-attack firing batteries to ensure my girlfriend doesn't mount a sneak attack? I suspect she is a rebel sympathizer.
A: It's defenses against girlfriends are a known weakness... hence the reason it's on ebay
Q: Look at the size of that thing!
A: Cut the chatter, Red 2.
Q: Do you still have the plans for this death star or have they been stolen?
A: I find your lack of faith disturbing... http://www.objectreality.co.uk/DeathStarPlans
Q: If your "deathstar" subwooofer had a stand-up fight with a "borg cube" all-in-1 hi-fi then who'd win and how?
A: The Death Star can destroy a planet. I can't imagine it would struggle against a gramophone with a built in wireless and auto-reverse cassette deck.
Q: Please can you confirm whether it is the black or red thermal exhaust port that leads directly to the Main Reactor?
A: You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor!
Q: Does it have an artifical gravity generator?
A: No, it relies on real gravity.
Q: What sort of defenses does it have, if on the off chance.. there is a Rebel attack. I don't really want to cough up for this only to have it destroyed by some pesky X-Wing fighters.
A: It protects itself by oscillating the atmosphere around it at low frequencies. An X-Wing would fall apart before it got close.
Q: I appreciate you not being able to offer shipping - would you be able to give me a hand loading it? I don't think it will fit in my car, do you think it would be possible to get it on a roof rack? Thanks.
A: I can give you a hand of course. Being a sphere I'm not sure it would be suitable for a roof rack. I've never tried, but it would probably go in a hatch back with the seats down.
Q: I have a "Cloud city on the gas planet Besbin" AV receiver. Are they compatable?
A: The Death Star cannot be powered by line level alone, you could not destroy a planet with line level. It needs an external amplifier, you can buy mine
Q: Does it include a tractor beam?
A: For health and safety reasons I decided not to include a tractor beam. If you recall, it all started to go wrong for Darth Vader following the use of such a device.
Q: If I can't collect, can it fly through space to me instead?
A: That would require a pilot of considerable skill.
Q: A speaker you say? so it's NOT a moon. Do I get lots of little Storm Troopers living in it too??
A: I'm unable to disclose this information, you may be part of the Rebel Alliance.
http://i9.ebayimg.com/04/i/04/71/40/1c_12_sb.JPG
Here's some quotes from the sellers questions, its all pretty funny.
Q: Will it include any anti-attack firing batteries to ensure my girlfriend doesn't mount a sneak attack? I suspect she is a rebel sympathizer.
A: It's defenses against girlfriends are a known weakness... hence the reason it's on ebay
Q: Look at the size of that thing!
A: Cut the chatter, Red 2.
Q: Do you still have the plans for this death star or have they been stolen?
A: I find your lack of faith disturbing... http://www.objectreality.co.uk/DeathStarPlans
Q: If your "deathstar" subwooofer had a stand-up fight with a "borg cube" all-in-1 hi-fi then who'd win and how?
A: The Death Star can destroy a planet. I can't imagine it would struggle against a gramophone with a built in wireless and auto-reverse cassette deck.
Q: Please can you confirm whether it is the black or red thermal exhaust port that leads directly to the Main Reactor?
A: You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor!
Q: Does it have an artifical gravity generator?
A: No, it relies on real gravity.
Q: What sort of defenses does it have, if on the off chance.. there is a Rebel attack. I don't really want to cough up for this only to have it destroyed by some pesky X-Wing fighters.
A: It protects itself by oscillating the atmosphere around it at low frequencies. An X-Wing would fall apart before it got close.
Q: I appreciate you not being able to offer shipping - would you be able to give me a hand loading it? I don't think it will fit in my car, do you think it would be possible to get it on a roof rack? Thanks.
A: I can give you a hand of course. Being a sphere I'm not sure it would be suitable for a roof rack. I've never tried, but it would probably go in a hatch back with the seats down.
Q: I have a "Cloud city on the gas planet Besbin" AV receiver. Are they compatable?
A: The Death Star cannot be powered by line level alone, you could not destroy a planet with line level. It needs an external amplifier, you can buy mine
Q: Does it include a tractor beam?
A: For health and safety reasons I decided not to include a tractor beam. If you recall, it all started to go wrong for Darth Vader following the use of such a device.
Q: If I can't collect, can it fly through space to me instead?
A: That would require a pilot of considerable skill.
Q: A speaker you say? so it's NOT a moon. Do I get lots of little Storm Troopers living in it too??
A: I'm unable to disclose this information, you may be part of the Rebel Alliance.