OH MY GOD

[James]

http://www.angelfire.com/rings/judy_patch/



read her insightful details about how a computer works


here's a snippet of this wonderful wealth of information


Every Hard drive has a unique IP address. An IP address is used by the internet so the governmnet can keep track of you. That way if someone is doing something illegal, such as hacking, the government or police can identify this person by their IP address, simmilar to a cars liscence plate.

Some hackers however, have found ways to steal peoples IP address by using special virusses called trojan horses. Once the hacker has stolen someones IP address, they can use it while hacking to avoid being caught.

stealing IP addresses is illegal and I will not be explaining how to do it here.





WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS ALLOWED TO WASTE OUR OXYGEN ROFL

[MaJ]

Its true tho.

Every hard drive does have an IP address.

The government makes them compulsory.

[AlCaTrAzz]

saw this a few minutes ago on HardOCP...

i've added her to my msn, god help her if thats her real address... i'm assuming the whole thing is a sick twisted joke

[James]

she is going to get pwnd by the geek community if that's her real email/msn

[Dezza Bot]

It probably is the noob.. I think I've got an account to hijack, but I need to switch over to my hard drive that contains my stolen IP Adresses

[BR3TT]

Someone stole my IP address.

[Sevendust]

My Chip won't fit in my CPU. I can't wait for DDR3 so I can hold more data than DDR and DDR2!

[Dezza Bot]

I tried watercooling my computer with a garden hose, it doesnt work anymore, even after I dried it out and replaced the monitor (I didnt get water on the monitor, but it doesnt show a picture anymore so I bought a new one)

[manifesto]

oh nos my megahurtz hav bin stolen!

[Jimmeh]

Most of today's modern C.P.U.s have over 700 busses.

thats one packed bus station :P

http://www.angelfire.com/rings/judy_patch/hdd.jpgA typical HDD Disk Drive

so let me get this... its a Hard disk drive disk drive....right?

[LMo]

Originally posted by Collect0r@Jul 20 2005, 06:34 PM
so let me get this... its a Hard disk drive disk drive....right?
86058


*nods* Right...lol

And theres also a GPU unit ;) :P

[sho3]

the C.P.U. (or 'motherboard' as it is more commonly known) is the main part of hardware you need to know about.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Mlloyd60]

I dont really want to read it, ill loose even more hope in the human race if i still have any left to begin with....

[RavenKittie]

That cow gives girls who actually know stuff a bad name.

I'm gonna e-mail her. :ph34r:

THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

[Dezza Bot]

Most of today's modern C.P.U.s have over 700 busses.

typo. Replace 'busses' with pins and it almost works :rolleyes:


Originally posted by RavenKittie@Jul 20 2005, 09:06 PM
That cow gives girls who actually know stuff a bad name.

I'm gonna e-mail her. :ph34r:

THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS
86081

You so should

[James]

Originally posted by RavenKittie@Jul 20 2005, 09:06 PM
THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS
86081



thems fightin words



i sent this to linux inside, he posted it on atomicmpc forums


man this hopeless case is gonna get some serious emails and people adding her to msn

bwaahahahahahaha

[KrE8oR69]

WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS ALLOWED TO WASTE OUR OXYGEN ROFL

now that is rofltastic

but seriously what if i "borrowed" a hard drive from a friend and used the "ip" to "hack" many computer over the "internet" would they cathc me or my "friend"



haha lol
im joking but seroius NUB ALERT!!!!!!!!!! :huh: :huh: :huh:

[Cyberjazz]

hey anyone who emails her if she replys you have to post them i think theyll prolly be funny

[BR3TT]

I just realised the lady was my mum..

When I added her.

[mouse]

Actually, each bit of hardware has several unique identifiers, such as mac (can be spoofed) cpu id (can be spoofed), and drm specific codes that identify specific pc's should you use drm software. In addition to that, i was reading about some researchers who are using the timing of your computer as a fingerprint to isolate specific pc's. Each computer has a fixed timing, but the combination of hardware creates an individual identification for each computer. The unique value can be obtained using most conventional protocols. You would actually need to steal someones hardware to imitate them on the internet.

I think that hassling someone because they r a noob is bad, you all started out as a noob at one point or another and i'm sure that at least half of you are still noobs, if not in your own mind then in the minds of people who think more than you. Not that i think i am any better, i would say worse.

I guess that you didn't think that she was a clever person setting up a honey pot for script kiddies. I guess i'm paranoid but i don't think i will visit her, i don't think you should either. Low profile is better than high profile, especially if you are trying to do the things she is worried about. Of course if you needed me to point this out then you are not half as smart as you think you are.

[Dezza Bot]

The main difference is that when I was a noob, I didnt post useless - up onto the internet in an attempt to fool other noobs into beleiving what I said was the real truth