MaJ
17-11-2005, 10:42 AM
strangers in the night...
A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over
sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he
in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 am, the man leaned over
and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but
would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second
blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just
for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own f**king blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over
sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he
in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 am, the man leaned over
and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but
would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second
blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just
for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own f**king blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.