AlCaTrAzz
17-11-2005, 11:29 AM
Things That Sound Dirty…
…Unless You’re In The Office
I need to whip it out by five!
Mind if I use your laptop?
Just stick it in my box.
If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
I want it on my desk, now!!
Hmm, I think it's out of fluid.
My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
It's an entry-level position.
When do you think you'll be getting off today?
It's not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there!
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…Unless You’re In A Law Firm
Have you looked through her briefs?
He is one hard judge.
Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.
Is it a penal offense?
Better leave the handcuffs on.
For $200 an hour, she better be good!
Can you get him to drop his suit?
The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
Think you can get me off?
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…Unless You’re Playing Golf
Damn, my shaft is bent.
After 18 holes, I can barely walk.
You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
Look at the size of his putter!
Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
Mind if I join your threesome?
Stand with your back turned and drop it.
My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired.
Hold up! I need to wash my balls first!
…Unless You’re In The Office
I need to whip it out by five!
Mind if I use your laptop?
Just stick it in my box.
If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
I want it on my desk, now!!
Hmm, I think it's out of fluid.
My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
It's an entry-level position.
When do you think you'll be getting off today?
It's not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there!
---------------
…Unless You’re In A Law Firm
Have you looked through her briefs?
He is one hard judge.
Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.
Is it a penal offense?
Better leave the handcuffs on.
For $200 an hour, she better be good!
Can you get him to drop his suit?
The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
Think you can get me off?
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…Unless You’re Playing Golf
Damn, my shaft is bent.
After 18 holes, I can barely walk.
You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
Look at the size of his putter!
Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
Mind if I join your threesome?
Stand with your back turned and drop it.
My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired.
Hold up! I need to wash my balls first!