MaJ
22-01-2004, 11:21 AM
An 18 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period
for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing,crying the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later
a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of
the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with
the father and the mother, and the girl and tells them:
"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the
rest of her life.
“Additionally, If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores,
a town house, a beach front villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a
boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if
there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You . her again"
for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing,crying the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later
a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of
the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with
the father and the mother, and the girl and tells them:
"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the
rest of her life.
“Additionally, If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores,
a town house, a beach front villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a
boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if
there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You . her again"