Terrorist attack

[Mad Hatter]

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the freeway. Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and
asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped John Howard, Peter Costello and Tony Abbott.

They're asking for a $300 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to
douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to,
car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

"About 5 litres."

[BR3TT]

LOL!

[PHOENIX_12]

i'd give 10 :)

[Dezza Bot]

I'd give 40
(I still need some left to get to the nearest servo)

[Jimmeh]

Originally posted by Dezza Bot@Mar 14 2006, 09:57 PM
I'd give 40
(I still need some left to get to the nearest servo)
97651


the servos would give their entire stock... your out of luck

[Dezza Bot]

ah damn! they would too!

[Grotesque]

Well, considering the price of petrol I am quite sure they would need that ransom to set them alight!

[Solitaire]

Id give them every drop of petrol that I had plus matches/lighter :lol: Then Id go and celebrate

[ihaveknoweye]

Im not sure how much petrol Id donate (considering howard gets 50 cents from every litre of petrol sold plus gst) , but one things for sure, i would not donate a single drop of urine to put them out.

[Ho|E-fx-]

rofl's