JAAS
13-07-2006, 04:05 PM
>A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife,
>"Ya now sumptin' womon, we have a wonderful new system at de fire
station..
>Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets.
>Bell 2 rings we slide down de pole.
>Bell 3 rings -we jump on de engine and we's ready to go.
>
>"From now on womon, when I say, 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked.
>When I say, 'Bell two' you jump on de bed.
>When I say, 'Bell three' we's gonna mek love all tru de night girl."
>The next night, he came home and shouted, "Bell One" and the wife
stripped
>naked!
>"Bell Two" and she jumped on the bed!
>"Bell Three" and they started to make love!
>After a few minutes, the wife yelled out, "Bell Four"
>"WOMON ... What de hell is Bell Four'?" he asked.
>She replied, "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, MON, YOU AIN'T NOWHERE NEAR De
fire!!!
>"Ya now sumptin' womon, we have a wonderful new system at de fire
station..
>Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets.
>Bell 2 rings we slide down de pole.
>Bell 3 rings -we jump on de engine and we's ready to go.
>
>"From now on womon, when I say, 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked.
>When I say, 'Bell two' you jump on de bed.
>When I say, 'Bell three' we's gonna mek love all tru de night girl."
>The next night, he came home and shouted, "Bell One" and the wife
stripped
>naked!
>"Bell Two" and she jumped on the bed!
>"Bell Three" and they started to make love!
>After a few minutes, the wife yelled out, "Bell Four"
>"WOMON ... What de hell is Bell Four'?" he asked.
>She replied, "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, MON, YOU AIN'T NOWHERE NEAR De
fire!!!