Chinese Menu

[MaJ]

Kong Dong Wong's Sexy Chinese Buffet! Choose from any of these delicious meals and have yourself a party watching Brawler's on a Budget!

A La Carte!

Cum Drop Soup (fresh every 6.9 days)
Pee Yu Platter (clothes pins extra charge)
Hoo Flung Poo (napkins and raincoats provided)
Suc Sum Tit (children's special)
Yung-Poon Tang (no take out orders accepted)

Luncheon Specials!
Sum Yung Chick (different and delicious)
Sum Dum Fuk (same as #1 with hot sauce)
Won Hung Lo (Chinese meatballs)
Chu Sum Twat (for parties 3 or more)
Suc Mei Pork (Chef's special nightly)
Fuc Yu Man (house special-highly recommended)

Dinner Combinations!
Sum Gulp Cum (the lo-cal special)
Tung Sum Chick (tangy red sauce available on lunar cycle)
Wai Tu Yung (not available on school nights)
Fuc Sum Now (for those in a hurry)
Cho-Kon It (generous portions provided)
Lik Mei Clit (a lip smacking treat)
Fuk Mei Slo (not available after 10 p.m.)
Sum Dum Chick (hey, you get what you pay for)
Suc Mei Wang (smothered with duc sauce)
Cum Too Soon (order early, they go fast)
Goo Wee Chick (sloppy second, no extra charge)
Goo In Hand (for those dining alone)
Suk Yu Dong (not on the menu, just flag down a waiter and ask "Suk Yu Dong?")
20% Gratuity included for parties of six or more.
Major credit cards accepted!

[fauxpas]

where's my fav. The Cream Of Some Young Guy???