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Mlloyd60
06-04-2007, 03:24 PM
Q . Two Bankstownites jump off a cliff. Who wins?
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A. Society.

Q. What does a Bankstown girl use as protection during sex?
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A. A Bus shelter.

Q. What do you call a Bankstown Boy in a suit?
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A. The defendant.

Q. Why did the Bankstownite cross the road?
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A. To start a fight, with a complete stranger, for no reason whatsoever.

Q. What do you call a Bankstown girl in a white tracksuit?
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A. The bride.

Q. If you are driving and you see a Bloke from Bankstown on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
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A. It might be your bike.

Q. What's the first question during a Bankstown quiz night?
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A. What you looking at?

Q. Two Bankstown Blokes in a car without any music - who is driving?
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A. The policeman!

Q. What do you say to a Bankstownite with a job?
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A. A Big Mac please.

Q. What's the difference between a Bankstown boy and a Bankstown girl?
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A. A Bankstown girl has a higher sperm count.
Solitaire
06-04-2007, 05:24 PM
ROFLMFAO I love it, hilarious! :)
ads0r
07-04-2007, 03:32 PM
Q. What's the difference between a Bankstown boy and a Bankstown girl?
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A. A Bankstown girl has a higher sperm count.



so tru
PHOENIX_12
07-04-2007, 05:42 PM
LOL!!

it's all so true
Mlloyd60
08-04-2007, 12:59 PM
My Favorite.....

Q. Two Bankstown Blokes in a car without any music - who is driving?
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A. The policeman!

LOL
Grotesque
09-04-2007, 01:58 AM
Buwahahahaha, Possibly the greatest thing I've seen XD
LogiK
09-04-2007, 02:11 AM
ROFL, Thanks for posting it :>
r0cKy
10-04-2007, 02:18 PM
GOLD *thumbs up*
Ho|E-fx-
10-04-2007, 11:17 PM
whats the differance between and a bull dog eating a meat pie and a Bankstowny's face...


not much...

not as good but LOL @ teh rest
Face
12-04-2007, 12:13 AM
Q: Who is Andy's mum?

A:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y136/elementwood/AndysMum.jpg
Mlloyd60
12-04-2007, 08:38 AM
Thats hot..... LOL

















NOT!

Who is Andy?
If you could find a pic of say..... Ads0r's Mum using google.... now that would be cool.
Face
12-04-2007, 06:25 PM
Andy is more commonly known as Ho|E-fx-.

I ran a search for Ads0r's mum, unfortunately nothing was returned. The only logical explanation is that Ads0r has actually been sent back in time to save humanity - from a place so far in the future his mum has not been conceived yet.